Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics - V/A

NEW VINYL LP ON SONY 2021

180 GRAM VINYL.

Truly tasteless, satirical, and over the top -- from the cover to the liner notes to the lyrics -- Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics collection features more of the usual rampant obnoxiousness associated with the TV show South Park. Some of the traditional tracks are entertaining, including guidance counselor Mr. Mackey's cover of "Carol of the Bells," Eric Cartman's impromptu version of "O Holy Night," and especially Chef's paternity dilemma in "What the Hell Child Is This?" The highlight of the disc is probably Kyle Broflofsky's hilarious "The Lonely Jew on Christmas" ("I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew/I can't be merry, 'cause I'm Hebrew"), and the like-minded "Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel" is inspired and funny.

Tracklist

Cowboy Timmy Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo 2:16
Mr. Garrison, The 3rd Grade Teacher Merry Fucking Christmas 2:04
Eric Cartman O Holy Night 1:58
Juan Schwartz & The South Park Children's Choir Dead, Dead, Dead 2:14
Mr. Mackey, The School Counselor Carol Of The Bells 0:58
Kyle Broflovski with Special Celebrity Guest The Lonely Jew On Christmas 2:47
Shelley Marsh, Stan's Sister I Saw Three Ships 1:03
Stan Marsh and Wendy Testaburger It Happened In Sun Valley 2:22
Adolf Hitler O Tannenbaum 1:12
Satan, The Dark Prince Christmas Time In Hell 2:15
Chef What The Hell Child Is This? 4:28
Mr. Hankey Santa Claus Is On His Way 0:29
Eric Cartman Swiss Colony Beef Log 2:16
The South Park Children's Choir Hark The Herald Angels Sing 0:41
The Broflovskis with Eric Cartman and Stan Marsh Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel 3:21
Kenny McCormick and Mr. Hankey The Most Offensive Song Ever 3:00
Mr. Ose We Three Kings 0:52
Mr. Hankey, Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski and Eric Cartman Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas 2:30